Thursday, March 26, 2009

Darren Says:


Date: November 11th, 2008.
Astral Time Travel Log #5929106

Oh shit yeah baby, you know you're gonna love the three finger surprise. These digits are the most experienced in all the astral planes. They've been everywhere in the symperiphemilax, from calling pitches for that douchefuck Steve Bedrosian to punching the shit out of a Geno's Steaks busboy for looking at Nicole. Baby we're gonna turn this Barnes and Noble into some unbelievable Kundalini energy...with my fingers. Writing this book is the best idea I ever had.

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