Date: July 14th, 1988.
Astral Time Travel Log #3014020
The name is Darren baby but you can call me Dutchie. What's that doll, you need a drink? Well let Dutchie take care of that. BEEEER MAAAN! (savage roar)
There you go sweetie.
Make sure you open your throat reaaal good when you drink that, it's good practice if you decide to let Dutchie take care of you.
(Girl burps, vomits uncontrollably, then strips and rolls around in said vomit)
WOW, YOU ARE A TRUE PHILLIES FAN!
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